Once as a child, I was getting a haircut. I was little so I didn’t really know how to be a good client so I didn’t turn my head like I was supposed to. Eventually the barber threatened to go get a crane to move my head. He was joking, but I didn’t realize that. I thought he was talking about a bird and, crying, I turned my head.
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
"Why do we fall, Master Wayne? So we can learn to pick ourselves up again?”
Or cause the operator didn’t read the Personal Fall Protection instructions…
*exit Claudius to go suck a dick*