I’ve always been really terrible about moving on from shit, so I decided to move entirely. If anybody needs me, I’m going to be in South Africa…


(via rivka-nikola)


october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

(via rivka-nikola)


north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: COLLEGE
north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

whoatherecas:

I swear he’s like an adorable yellow lab puppy that you just want to kiss all day.

whoatherecas:

I swear he’s like an adorable yellow lab puppy that you just want to kiss all day.

(via helloforyoulou)


intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via fivedolla-holla)


noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

(via xxmarykinsxx)


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eloquent text post about important issue: 5 notes
random pic of piece of pizza or a titty: 75,000 notes

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

(via tyleroakley)